Slut wife at the party

I lost track of my wife at the party. And hour later, she came up to me, kinda wobbly. She looked as if she had been crying. I asked her what was wrong, but she said she wasn’t feeling good and wanted to go home. I asked if she had too much to drink, and she looked at me like I was an idiot, but said that yeah, that was probably it. All the way home, she kept squirming in her seat. Some people just can’t hold their booze, I guess…